Please steal it yourself and repost it, telling everyone how blonde you really are!
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for ‘hurting’ you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush
[x] you know that it is not possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] you are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple maths. (or a calculator)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realise it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realised it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] when you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “uhm” is used many times a day.
[ ] You had to use a calculator to add this up.
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3 and REPOST this as “I am -% Blonde!”
- From Xiaoyan’s blog.
My gosh. I scored higher than her in Blonde-ness?! She only got 54%! How can that be?! I’m officially ashamed.
Haha! Okay, but she only *acts bimbotic* I’m sure, cos she’s going to be a doctor by this summer! So she must be clever. For me, I have to say that I really really am not joking when I say that I’ve done all the above-mentioned. *Sad*